1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:01,946 --> 00:00:04,446 (tense music) 2 00:00:14,410 --> 00:00:16,920 - So, Judge, old boy, I presume I'll be seeing you 3 00:00:16,920 --> 00:00:18,562 at my fundraising dinner. 4 00:00:18,562 --> 00:00:21,350 And can I expect a generous contribution? 5 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:23,824 - I suppose so, Arthur, so long as you don't cave in 6 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,520 to those whining feminists. 7 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,230 - Oh, don't you worry about me. 8 00:00:27,230 --> 00:00:29,803 No skirt tells Artie Worth what to do. 9 00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:33,452 - How about making a contribution to my campaign? 10 00:00:33,452 --> 00:00:34,870 - [Mayor] Aerobicide? 11 00:00:34,870 --> 00:00:36,640 - Hands in the air, old men. 12 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:37,730 - I'm not old. 13 00:00:37,730 --> 00:00:39,110 - Yeah, well we'll see about that. 14 00:00:39,110 --> 00:00:40,637 Drop and give me 50. 15 00:00:40,637 --> 00:00:43,274 - What, are you joking, I'm the mayor. 16 00:00:43,274 --> 00:00:46,233 - Bend, Stretch, help him down. 17 00:00:47,735 --> 00:00:51,690 And the rest of you, 50 jumping jacks, now. 18 00:00:56,632 --> 00:00:59,838 - [Bend] Ooh, they're like pinatas. 19 00:00:59,838 --> 00:01:02,188 - Only we don't have to wack them with a stick. 20 00:01:03,310 --> 00:01:05,003 Keep exercising, boys. 21 00:01:06,020 --> 00:01:11,020 And remember, what good is your wealth without your health? 22 00:01:11,180 --> 00:01:12,918 - That was easy as pie. 23 00:01:12,918 --> 00:01:15,330 - Like taking candy from a baby. 24 00:01:15,330 --> 00:01:17,730 - Too many sweets will ruin your figures, girls. 25 00:01:18,810 --> 00:01:19,833 Magnetic field, up. 26 00:01:22,130 --> 00:01:25,253 - Don't just stand there, girls, make her sweat. 27 00:01:28,945 --> 00:01:31,195 (grunting) 28 00:01:34,411 --> 00:01:37,161 (exciting music) 29 00:02:00,480 --> 00:02:02,130 Good thing I went to the gym. 30 00:02:02,130 --> 00:02:04,060 Okay girls, up and at them, 31 00:02:04,060 --> 00:02:06,533 we got more men and more money to muscle in on. 32 00:02:12,109 --> 00:02:14,752 (dramatic music) 33 00:02:14,752 --> 00:02:15,585 - Fire. 34 00:02:19,191 --> 00:02:23,320 - [Narrator] In the light of day, Darcy Walker is a cop. 35 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:27,873 But in the dark of night, she becomes Black Scorpion. 36 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:34,123 Doing with a mask what she can't do with a badge. 37 00:02:35,927 --> 00:02:38,677 (dramatic music) 38 00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:10,966 - [Police Radio] Attention all available units, 39 00:03:10,966 --> 00:03:13,200 Aerobicide has just robbed the 40 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,850 Everly Heights Gentlemen's Club, she was last seen 41 00:03:15,850 --> 00:03:18,920 in a white van traveling south on Angel Avenue. 42 00:03:18,920 --> 00:03:21,513 She is considered armed and extremely dangerous. 43 00:03:22,546 --> 00:03:25,463 (tires screeching) 44 00:03:28,837 --> 00:03:31,382 - This is unit two niner six two, I have spotted the suspect 45 00:03:31,382 --> 00:03:32,773 and I am in pursuit. 46 00:03:37,865 --> 00:03:40,165 I'm requesting immediate backup. 47 00:03:40,165 --> 00:03:43,580 (speedy electronic music) 48 00:03:43,580 --> 00:03:45,080 - Detective Walker responding. 49 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,627 - This is the police, pull over. 50 00:04:12,241 --> 00:04:14,480 This is your final warning, you must pull over. 51 00:04:14,480 --> 00:04:16,703 - Sounds like somebody wants to play catch. 52 00:04:21,591 --> 00:04:23,758 (gunfire) 53 00:04:29,845 --> 00:04:30,678 - Whoa! 54 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:33,533 Women drivers. 55 00:04:37,299 --> 00:04:40,057 (laughing) 56 00:04:40,057 --> 00:04:42,557 - Who says I don't have balls? 57 00:05:06,481 --> 00:05:10,210 - Aerobicide and her girls aren't your typical women. 58 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:11,258 - Now, what does that mean? 59 00:05:11,258 --> 00:05:14,130 - It means they're tough, they act like men. 60 00:05:14,130 --> 00:05:15,790 - You know, I've had a few experiences 61 00:05:15,790 --> 00:05:17,453 with women like that myself. 62 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:21,780 - This is the third men's club they've robbed this month. 63 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,646 - You mean they've done this before? 64 00:05:23,646 --> 00:05:25,780 - What I think the department could offer me 65 00:05:25,780 --> 00:05:26,990 a little extra protection. 66 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:28,740 After all, I am the mayor. 67 00:05:28,740 --> 00:05:31,590 - Mayor Worth, we do our best to protect every citizen. 68 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:33,110 - Well, I'm not your average citizen. 69 00:05:33,110 --> 00:05:35,330 - And we're not your personal security force. 70 00:05:35,330 --> 00:05:37,120 - Who let her in here? 71 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,100 I want to talk to a real detective. 72 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,130 I want to talk to a man. - Now, look. 73 00:05:41,130 --> 00:05:44,293 - Would you excuse us for a moment, please? 74 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:52,830 - He has no right to criticize how I do my job. 75 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,010 - No, he doesn't, but I do. 76 00:05:55,010 --> 00:05:56,460 We'd be arresting somebody right now 77 00:05:56,460 --> 00:05:58,440 if you hadn't cut me off back there. 78 00:05:58,440 --> 00:05:59,780 - I didn't mean to cut you off. 79 00:05:59,780 --> 00:06:01,800 - Well, you should've radioed that you were in pursuit. 80 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,886 You have got to learn to follow procedure. 81 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,850 - And what procedure should I follow 82 00:06:06,850 --> 00:06:08,560 when I'm being insulted by the mayor? 83 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:11,347 - You keep your mouth shut and you nod your head. 84 00:06:11,347 --> 00:06:14,040 - Are you saying women should be seen and not heard? 85 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,006 - No, I am saying that he is right. 86 00:06:16,006 --> 00:06:18,200 With Aerobicide knocking off men's clubs, 87 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:21,160 we should've had tighter security around this place. 88 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:23,100 - And does this place require men to stick up 89 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:23,933 for each other? 90 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:30,970 - What, are you gonna give me the silent treatment all day? 91 00:06:30,970 --> 00:06:34,260 - Oh well, women should be seen not heard. 92 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,770 - Are you coming in or aren't you? 93 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:38,000 - No, I'm waiting here. 94 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:40,800 I wouldn't want to get in the way of your investigation. 95 00:06:46,862 --> 00:06:47,760 - And breathe. 96 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:51,473 Okay, girls, that's it for today, hit the showers. 97 00:06:56,229 --> 00:06:57,147 - Uh, Ms. Pain? 98 00:06:57,147 --> 00:06:59,760 - You can call me, Suzy, and you are? 99 00:06:59,760 --> 00:07:03,453 - Detective Rafferty, Steve Rafferty, 21st precinct. 100 00:07:04,750 --> 00:07:05,800 - Is something wrong? 101 00:07:07,033 --> 00:07:08,570 - A little problem. 102 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:11,160 There's a van, athletic supply van that's registered 103 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:13,880 in your name and it was involved in a robbery, 104 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,070 armed robbery last night. 105 00:07:15,070 --> 00:07:18,126 I was wondering if you knew anything about this? 106 00:07:18,126 --> 00:07:20,376 - No, you know, only that the van was stolen. 107 00:07:21,210 --> 00:07:23,093 - Really, and you didn't report it? 108 00:07:23,950 --> 00:07:26,503 - Well I was going to, but. 109 00:07:27,500 --> 00:07:28,333 - But what? 110 00:07:28,333 --> 00:07:31,600 - Well, you see, I was afraid because I thought that 111 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,870 if the thief knew that I reported it, he would come after me 112 00:07:34,870 --> 00:07:39,363 and well, I'm not very good at standing up to men. 113 00:07:40,864 --> 00:07:44,323 - It wasn't a man that stole your van. 114 00:07:45,550 --> 00:07:47,343 - Looks like a pitbull on steroids. 115 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:51,725 - [Steve] So you've never seen this woman before? 116 00:07:51,725 --> 00:07:54,273 - No, and I hope I never do. 117 00:07:55,520 --> 00:07:56,850 - Alright, thank you, Ms. Pain. 118 00:07:56,850 --> 00:07:58,163 - Suzy. - Suzy. 119 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,293 - Bye. 120 00:08:03,282 --> 00:08:04,365 - Baby, baby? 121 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,150 Baby, you're blocking the screen. 122 00:08:08,550 --> 00:08:11,720 - You know, the spare tires don't belong on the furniture. 123 00:08:11,720 --> 00:08:12,700 - What are you talking about, there ain't no spare tires 124 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:13,930 on the furniture. 125 00:08:13,930 --> 00:08:14,763 - Oh, no? 126 00:08:14,763 --> 00:08:16,000 Just take a look at that belly. 127 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:18,710 - Oh, this? 128 00:08:18,710 --> 00:08:20,780 That's just more of me to love, girl. 129 00:08:20,780 --> 00:08:21,703 - Well I don't love it. 130 00:08:21,703 --> 00:08:24,450 All you do is sit on that couch all day. 131 00:08:24,450 --> 00:08:25,780 You need some exercise. 132 00:08:25,780 --> 00:08:29,310 - I do exercise, I lift things. 133 00:08:29,310 --> 00:08:31,273 - [Veronica] The remote control doesn't count. 134 00:08:33,270 --> 00:08:35,530 - Exercise makes me thirsty. 135 00:08:35,530 --> 00:08:37,353 Why don't you go get me another beer? 136 00:08:39,326 --> 00:08:41,526 - How about joining the health club instead? 137 00:08:43,691 --> 00:08:46,890 - I don't like organized exercise, it's not good for you. 138 00:08:46,890 --> 00:08:49,110 - Well, then you just get comfortable right there 139 00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:50,370 on that couch, 140 00:08:50,370 --> 00:08:53,270 because that's where you're gonna be sleeping from now on. 141 00:08:59,093 --> 00:09:01,676 (upbeat music) 142 00:09:09,954 --> 00:09:12,037 - Okay ladies, that's it. 143 00:09:21,030 --> 00:09:23,020 - [Gym Patron] Sherry, over here, toss me a towel. 144 00:09:23,020 --> 00:09:25,380 - You know, when I married my husband, 145 00:09:25,380 --> 00:09:28,880 I pictured the life of the idle class to be more idle. 146 00:09:28,880 --> 00:09:30,950 - I know what you mean, I spend at least four hours a day 147 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:33,223 at the gym trying to look good for my man. 148 00:09:35,790 --> 00:09:38,476 - Excuse me, ladies, but I couldn't help 149 00:09:38,476 --> 00:09:40,870 overhearing your conversation. 150 00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:41,703 - [Woman In Blue] And? 151 00:09:41,703 --> 00:09:43,480 - And, well you know, I know how you feel. 152 00:09:43,480 --> 00:09:44,410 - [Woman In Blue] You do? 153 00:09:44,410 --> 00:09:47,270 - Absolutely, I mean, men are free to look like hell 154 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:50,160 while we're stuck trying to be beautiful forever. 155 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,240 - It's not fair. 156 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:52,620 - Doesn't it seem like it'll be forever 157 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,450 before you get your inheritance? 158 00:09:54,450 --> 00:09:55,713 - Forever and a day. 159 00:09:56,600 --> 00:10:00,060 - Well you know, there are ways to speed up the process. 160 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:01,040 - There are? 161 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:04,170 - When you turn your man's weakness into your strength. 162 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,410 - [Woman In Blue] How do you do that? 163 00:10:05,410 --> 00:10:06,520 - Well you know, I can let you in 164 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:09,993 on my trade secret for let's say, a percentage. 165 00:10:09,993 --> 00:10:11,453 - A percentage of what? 166 00:10:12,830 --> 00:10:14,123 - Your inheritance. 167 00:10:21,010 --> 00:10:23,020 - My wife threatened to stop sleeping with me 168 00:10:23,020 --> 00:10:25,499 if I didn't drop 20 pounds. 169 00:10:25,499 --> 00:10:27,233 - Wow, imagine that, now keep up. 170 00:10:28,110 --> 00:10:30,333 - I can't, I gotta rest. 171 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:32,820 - No resting for you right now. 172 00:10:32,820 --> 00:10:33,653 - Why? 173 00:10:33,653 --> 00:10:34,983 - Because you're not in shape. 174 00:10:36,690 --> 00:10:40,355 - Well, I'd drop dead by the time I get in shape. 175 00:10:40,355 --> 00:10:44,188 I don't think that's what my wife had in mind. 176 00:10:48,698 --> 00:10:51,578 (dark music) 177 00:10:51,578 --> 00:10:54,495 - Well, you can rest now, in peace. 178 00:10:59,434 --> 00:11:00,920 Your wife is gonna love you. 179 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:04,193 Your body is looking so great, keep going, yeah. 180 00:11:05,059 --> 00:11:06,309 Right, go, yes! 181 00:11:08,428 --> 00:11:11,924 Yeah, there you go, come on you little silver fox. 182 00:11:11,924 --> 00:11:15,056 Come on, move faster, come on, keep going don't stop. 183 00:11:15,056 --> 00:11:16,739 More, come on, do it, yes. 184 00:11:16,739 --> 00:11:18,156 Harder, go, yeah! 185 00:11:19,903 --> 00:11:21,736 Come on, there you go. 186 00:11:23,351 --> 00:11:25,933 There you, wow, there you went. 187 00:11:28,655 --> 00:11:29,488 Well. 188 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:33,580 - Over the last four nights, four of the richest men 189 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:36,170 in Everly Heights have died in their sleep. 190 00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:39,450 While authorities admit the coincidences are bizarre, 191 00:11:39,450 --> 00:11:42,633 they insist they are just that, coincidences. 192 00:11:43,690 --> 00:11:45,510 - This is no coincidence. 193 00:11:45,510 --> 00:11:47,110 The coroner's report says that the bodies 194 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:48,980 could've been moved to their own beds. 195 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:51,131 - Moved, from where? 196 00:11:51,131 --> 00:11:53,481 - I don't know, that's what I have to find out. 197 00:11:55,180 --> 00:11:57,910 - I can't believe this, they've turned us down. 198 00:11:57,910 --> 00:11:59,840 - The gall, how dare they? 199 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:01,293 Baby, I won't stand for it. 200 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:03,650 - Who's they? 201 00:12:03,650 --> 00:12:05,010 - Yeah, baby, who's they? 202 00:12:05,010 --> 00:12:06,620 - The Everly Heights Gym. 203 00:12:06,620 --> 00:12:09,590 - Oh, I don't want to be a member anyway. 204 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:11,790 - Why did they turn you down? 205 00:12:11,790 --> 00:12:14,470 - Let's see, I'm an ex-con, she's an ex-hooker, 206 00:12:14,470 --> 00:12:15,690 and we're both black. 207 00:12:15,690 --> 00:12:17,570 Did I leave anything else out? 208 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,320 - Yeah, we don't make enough money. 209 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:21,690 - How much is enough? 210 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:23,423 - You have to be a millionaire. 211 00:12:25,290 --> 00:12:28,020 - I admit it's strange that all these millionaires 212 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,650 were members of the Everly Heights Gym. 213 00:12:29,650 --> 00:12:31,480 But we don't have a case against Suzy Pain 214 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,400 without hard evidence. 215 00:12:33,400 --> 00:12:36,280 That's why one of you guys has got to go undercover. 216 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:37,590 - Undercover as what? 217 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:38,830 - A millionaire. 218 00:12:38,830 --> 00:12:39,900 - You get to keep the money? 219 00:12:39,900 --> 00:12:41,480 - No, but you get to keep your jobs. 220 00:12:41,480 --> 00:12:44,260 - Ah, I'm not interested. - Me either. 221 00:12:44,260 --> 00:12:46,580 - Look, I'm asking for a volunteer. 222 00:12:46,580 --> 00:12:48,250 Do I have to choose a volunteer? 223 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,300 - Say, Cap, could we vote on this? 224 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:53,060 - Fine, whatever gets the job done. 225 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:56,150 Oh, and Walker, whoever they pick gets you 226 00:12:56,150 --> 00:12:57,980 as his gold digging wife. 227 00:12:57,980 --> 00:12:58,937 - Great. 228 00:12:58,937 --> 00:13:02,760 - Well, okay, it's a unanimous decision. 229 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,043 - Well, who is it? 230 00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:08,480 No way, absolutely not. 231 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:10,568 - Come on, Cap, I really don't think any of us fit the bill 232 00:13:10,568 --> 00:13:12,330 as an overweight millionaire. 233 00:13:12,330 --> 00:13:14,170 But we'd be more than happy to keep an eye 234 00:13:14,170 --> 00:13:16,160 on the squad room for you while you're gone. 235 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:18,820 - Actually, you can keep an eye on the mayor instead. 236 00:13:18,820 --> 00:13:20,778 Since you managed to squirm out of this assignment, 237 00:13:20,778 --> 00:13:23,680 that leaves you free to work as security detail. 238 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:26,450 - Yeah but you know, Cap, with Darcy undercover, 239 00:13:26,450 --> 00:13:28,020 I really don't have a partner. 240 00:13:28,020 --> 00:13:29,063 - You have two. 241 00:13:34,840 --> 00:13:36,493 - Well, what's the count? 242 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:39,970 - 25 million. 243 00:13:39,970 --> 00:13:43,020 - That's not enough. - Enough for what? 244 00:13:43,020 --> 00:13:45,473 - To bring the men in this city to their knees. 245 00:13:46,550 --> 00:13:48,520 We're gonna need another 10. 246 00:13:48,520 --> 00:13:51,260 - But where, the City of Angels is running 247 00:13:51,260 --> 00:13:52,680 out of millionaires. 248 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,230 - I'm Patricia Carlyle at the home of Malcolm McEnzie, 249 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:57,373 the City of Angels newest millionaire. 250 00:13:58,570 --> 00:14:01,020 - How did it feel to win the $10 million jackpot? 251 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:07,340 - Good, I guess, real good. 252 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:08,173 Hi mom. 253 00:14:09,660 --> 00:14:12,090 - [Patricia] What are you going to do with all that money? 254 00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:13,910 - Go out to dinner. 255 00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:14,870 - Is that all? 256 00:14:14,870 --> 00:14:16,213 - Go out to a really big dinner. 257 00:14:16,213 --> 00:14:18,460 - And you've had too many big dinners. 258 00:14:18,460 --> 00:14:21,110 We're gonna join a health club, maybe get one of those 259 00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:23,120 personal trainer people. 260 00:14:23,120 --> 00:14:28,120 If there's anybody out there, our number's 555-2677. 261 00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:31,040 - [Patricia] You shouldn't give your number on the air. 262 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:34,010 - Oops, I wasn't thinking. 263 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:34,960 - What else is new? 264 00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:42,090 - Rest easy, when we're through with your overweight husband 265 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,753 he'll be about $10 million lighter. 266 00:14:48,728 --> 00:14:51,263 - And bend, and stretch, and bend, and stretch. 267 00:14:56,010 --> 00:14:59,040 - Congratulations Mr. and Mrs. McEnzie on joining 268 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:01,670 Everly Heights most exclusive health club. 269 00:15:01,670 --> 00:15:05,267 - Oh, you have no idea how happy I am you called us back. 270 00:15:05,267 --> 00:15:07,220 - I've been wanting this big lug to lose some weight 271 00:15:07,220 --> 00:15:08,390 for a while. 272 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:10,220 - Well, unfortunately, you're gonna have to wait 273 00:15:10,220 --> 00:15:12,500 a little longer, because our women are scheduled 274 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,720 to work out next. 275 00:15:13,720 --> 00:15:16,060 - Well, that's okay, I'll just watch. 276 00:15:16,060 --> 00:15:18,131 - Well I'm sorry, but that's against club rules. 277 00:15:18,131 --> 00:15:19,854 You know what, come back at three o'clock, 278 00:15:19,854 --> 00:15:22,112 and I'll run you through your own routine. 279 00:15:22,112 --> 00:15:27,112 - Why don't you just go home and wait for me. 280 00:15:27,286 --> 00:15:28,720 - Home? 281 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,323 Oh right, home. 282 00:15:31,600 --> 00:15:32,800 Ah, can I have the keys? 283 00:15:40,980 --> 00:15:44,620 - That is so cute, you guys share one set of keys. 284 00:15:44,620 --> 00:15:47,150 - Well, there's more than one way to control your man. 285 00:15:47,150 --> 00:15:48,703 - Isn't that the truth. 286 00:15:50,740 --> 00:15:53,150 - Okay, we're not gonna let a little rejection letter 287 00:15:53,150 --> 00:15:56,010 ruin our chances of physical fitness are we? 288 00:15:56,010 --> 00:15:57,820 - That was my plan. 289 00:15:57,820 --> 00:15:59,899 - Come on, you lump, get off your rump, come on. 290 00:15:59,899 --> 00:16:02,400 - Baby, no. - Come on, come on. 291 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,276 Now let's start by touching our toes, okay? 292 00:16:04,276 --> 00:16:06,093 You ready? - Nope. 293 00:16:07,845 --> 00:16:10,440 - One. (groans) 294 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,460 Two. (groans) 295 00:16:12,460 --> 00:16:13,969 Oh you're doing great, baby, how do you feel? 296 00:16:13,969 --> 00:16:15,042 - Oh baby, I could do this all day. 297 00:16:15,042 --> 00:16:16,647 - Oh good, come on. 298 00:16:16,647 --> 00:16:18,292 Three. - Oh yeah. 299 00:16:18,292 --> 00:16:19,935 - Four. 300 00:16:19,935 --> 00:16:20,781 Five. 301 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,466 - Oh, I'm feeling it baby, I'm feeling it. 302 00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:23,977 - Six. (hoots) 303 00:16:23,977 --> 00:16:27,930 - And 30, wow, Ms. McEnzie, you're in really good shape. 304 00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:30,430 Were you part of an exercise program? 305 00:16:30,430 --> 00:16:32,523 - Just the academy. - The academy? 306 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:35,720 - Of fitness. 307 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:38,220 - Oh, I just never heard of it. 308 00:16:38,220 --> 00:16:39,920 - It's a mostly male organization. 309 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:49,090 - Speaking of men, are you happy with yours? 310 00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:51,090 - Well, that's an awfully personal question. 311 00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:52,825 - I only ask because a lot of the other girls 312 00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:55,160 aren't happy with their husbands. 313 00:16:55,160 --> 00:16:56,540 - Oh we have our problems. 314 00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:58,173 - Well, I am a problem-solver. 315 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:04,220 - You know what, you'll have to excuse me, Ms. McEnzie, 316 00:17:04,220 --> 00:17:06,640 but I do have to take care of something. 317 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,290 - Is everything okay? - Everything's great. 318 00:17:09,290 --> 00:17:12,390 Why don't you give me 50 jumping jacks. 319 00:17:12,390 --> 00:17:13,223 - Okay. 320 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,920 - She's a cop? 321 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:23,325 - Yeah, I bet her fatso husband is too. 322 00:17:23,325 --> 00:17:25,840 - Well, we'd better make them go bye-bye then. 323 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:26,870 - She's one of us, isn't she? 324 00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:29,363 - Well, a cop's a cop, even if she is a woman. 325 00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:36,377 - Hi honey, I'm home. 326 00:17:38,117 --> 00:17:39,420 - How was your workout? 327 00:17:39,420 --> 00:17:43,810 - Oh, tiring, I had a hard time keeping up with Suzy. 328 00:17:43,810 --> 00:17:45,067 I don't envy you. 329 00:17:45,067 --> 00:17:47,048 - What are you talking about? 330 00:17:47,048 --> 00:17:50,183 - Oh, you gotta a private session with her in half an hour. 331 00:17:52,395 --> 00:17:54,978 (upbeat music) 332 00:17:57,850 --> 00:18:01,238 - Do you think that you could do 25 miles per hour? 333 00:18:01,238 --> 00:18:03,300 - Sure, no problem. 334 00:18:03,300 --> 00:18:05,980 - Great, you know what, I'll be back in a bit. 335 00:18:05,980 --> 00:18:08,120 - You're gonna just leave me on this thing? 336 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,023 - I have to take care of someone, I mean, something. 337 00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:13,453 I'll be back. 338 00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:28,553 (ominous music) 339 00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:48,463 - She's gone. 340 00:18:50,910 --> 00:18:52,253 - This isn't that tough. 341 00:18:53,620 --> 00:18:54,683 I can handle it. 342 00:18:57,739 --> 00:18:58,572 What the? 343 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:01,700 - [Computer Voice] This Exercycle has an extra added 344 00:19:01,700 --> 00:19:03,290 incentive to help you lose weight. 345 00:19:03,290 --> 00:19:06,393 If you drop below 25 miles per hour, you'll be electrocuted. 346 00:19:09,625 --> 00:19:10,458 - Oh boy. 347 00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,530 - I hear you girls like to workout. 348 00:19:18,530 --> 00:19:20,040 - Black Scorpion. 349 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,810 - Maybe you'd like to show me a few moves. 350 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:23,160 - Bend and Stretch. 351 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,320 - I know those already. 352 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:25,570 - Get her. 353 00:19:25,570 --> 00:19:28,823 - Bend and Stretch, you're about to become Twist and Shout. 354 00:19:31,843 --> 00:19:34,593 (exciting music) 355 00:19:45,780 --> 00:19:48,610 Looks like it's just you and me, Aerobicide. 356 00:19:48,610 --> 00:19:51,223 - Yeah, well I could use a little exercise. 357 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,113 One, and two, and three. 358 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,883 One, two, three, and. 359 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,983 One, and two, and three, and. 360 00:20:19,100 --> 00:20:20,810 Tired already, Black Scorpion? 361 00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:23,633 - No, I have plenty of energy. 362 00:20:26,968 --> 00:20:28,400 You're not human. 363 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,253 - That's right, I'm an exercise machine. 364 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:34,790 - Let's finish her off. 365 00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:36,047 - No. - Why not? 366 00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:38,890 - Because Black Scorpion and I are a lot alike, 367 00:20:38,890 --> 00:20:40,930 she's just a little misguided. 368 00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:42,240 - [Bend] So, what should we do? 369 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:46,293 - Walker's not here, I've got prepares to make, let's go. 370 00:20:56,090 --> 00:20:57,739 - Strickland. 371 00:20:57,739 --> 00:21:02,406 (dark music) (panting) 372 00:21:10,684 --> 00:21:13,712 - Captain, I don't think you're supposed to go that fast. 373 00:21:13,712 --> 00:21:15,728 - If I don't, I'll be electrocuted. 374 00:21:15,728 --> 00:21:16,561 - What? 375 00:21:17,737 --> 00:21:20,083 - I have to pedal at least 25 miles per hour. 376 00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:23,137 - You gotta go faster. - I don't think I can. 377 00:21:26,229 --> 00:21:28,260 You're gonna put me out of my misery? 378 00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:30,537 - Hold still. - I wish I could. 379 00:21:33,830 --> 00:21:35,497 - Get ready to jump. 380 00:21:45,690 --> 00:21:46,600 Keep your eyes open. 381 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:48,440 - Ooh, if my eyes open any more 382 00:21:48,440 --> 00:21:50,423 they're gonna pop out of my head. 383 00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:52,970 - Argyle, come on, you're supposed 384 00:21:52,970 --> 00:21:54,870 to be helping me find Suzy. 385 00:21:54,870 --> 00:21:56,150 - I'm not your partner. 386 00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:57,823 Check that out over there. 387 00:21:58,966 --> 00:22:02,000 Boy, I wish I had x-ray vision, so I can look at that. 388 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,207 - Argyle, that's her. 389 00:22:03,207 --> 00:22:05,387 - That's who? - Suzy. 390 00:22:05,387 --> 00:22:06,537 - [Argyle] That's Suzy? 391 00:22:08,118 --> 00:22:09,323 Suzy's fine. 392 00:22:09,323 --> 00:22:10,406 Baby, I just. 393 00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:14,503 Argyle's Garage is that way. 394 00:22:34,465 --> 00:22:37,415 - [Cyclist] Hey, hey, hey where are you going with my bike? 395 00:22:40,868 --> 00:22:43,868 (suspenseful music) 396 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:33,380 - Ms. McEnzie, what are you doing here? 397 00:23:33,380 --> 00:23:36,263 - It's Detective Walker, and you're under arrest. 398 00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:38,160 - For what? 399 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,890 - Exercise with intent to kill. 400 00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:42,043 - She has killed. 401 00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:44,760 - Darce, what are you talking about? 402 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,470 - She's Aerobicide. 403 00:23:46,470 --> 00:23:48,140 - This is ridiculous. 404 00:23:48,140 --> 00:23:49,872 - Well, how do you explain the fact that your bike 405 00:23:49,872 --> 00:23:51,740 nearly killed me? 406 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:53,500 - Aerobicide must've rigged it. 407 00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,250 - Then why did you run from me on the beach? 408 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:56,710 - I didn't know you were chasing me, 409 00:23:56,710 --> 00:23:58,420 I was listening to music. 410 00:23:58,420 --> 00:23:59,540 - Then we should have your ears checked 411 00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,408 and I want her to have a full physical. 412 00:24:01,408 --> 00:24:05,440 - Darcy, this poor girl has been through enough. 413 00:24:05,440 --> 00:24:07,063 - Yeah, her and me both. 414 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,853 - Either press charges or let me go. 415 00:24:12,690 --> 00:24:14,520 - Let her go. - Captain? 416 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,600 - We don't have enough evidence. 417 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:17,503 - Not yet. 418 00:24:19,010 --> 00:24:22,100 - So, what's a nice girl like you doing 419 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,870 in a place like this? 420 00:24:23,870 --> 00:24:25,120 - Artie it's me, Babette. 421 00:24:26,336 --> 00:24:28,910 You told me to meet you here, remember? 422 00:24:28,910 --> 00:24:30,993 - Babette, I was role-playing. 423 00:24:32,107 --> 00:24:32,940 - Oh. 424 00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:37,135 Then, how can we role play with him here? 425 00:24:37,135 --> 00:24:39,493 - Oh, oh yeah, right. 426 00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:41,640 Up and at them. 427 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:44,900 Alright boys, up and at them. 428 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:46,943 - Up against the wall. - I'm up. 429 00:24:48,156 --> 00:24:49,460 Slugger? 430 00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:51,291 - Lucky for me he's in the bathroom. 431 00:24:51,291 --> 00:24:53,610 - What do you think you're doing? 432 00:24:53,610 --> 00:24:55,983 - I'm frisking her. - Yeah, but why? 433 00:24:55,983 --> 00:24:57,335 - (giggles) That tickles. 434 00:24:57,335 --> 00:25:00,440 - We're in a men's club and she's a suspicious woman, 435 00:25:00,440 --> 00:25:02,093 we're supposed to be on the alert. 436 00:25:03,170 --> 00:25:04,940 - You should arrest Artie's wife, 437 00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:06,900 she's been suspicious of us for years-- 438 00:25:06,900 --> 00:25:08,453 - Babette, shh. (shushing) 439 00:25:08,453 --> 00:25:12,640 Alright, let's call it a night. 440 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:17,420 - [Specs] I'm not done frisking you. 441 00:25:17,420 --> 00:25:21,523 - I'll take it from here, city business. 442 00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:27,333 - [Specs] Hey Rafferty, where you going? 443 00:25:28,395 --> 00:25:30,500 - I'm gonna go down to O'Brien's, get a drink. 444 00:25:30,500 --> 00:25:32,244 - Good idea, partner. 445 00:25:32,244 --> 00:25:33,602 - What did you say? 446 00:25:33,602 --> 00:25:35,210 - He said good idea. 447 00:25:35,210 --> 00:25:36,060 - Partner. 448 00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:38,793 - No, no, don't ever use that word with me, please. 449 00:25:44,290 --> 00:25:46,763 - Attention ladies, now you've all paid a price 450 00:25:46,763 --> 00:25:50,360 to be here today, I know I've paid mine. 451 00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:52,320 When I was a little girl, I was told that 452 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:56,373 in order to be happy, you had to marry a rich man, 453 00:25:57,380 --> 00:26:00,730 so what did I do, I exercised. 454 00:26:00,730 --> 00:26:02,990 No pain, no gain is what I told myself. 455 00:26:02,990 --> 00:26:06,404 But you know, I went too far, I destroyed all the joints 456 00:26:06,404 --> 00:26:09,370 in my arms and legs to the point 457 00:26:09,370 --> 00:26:11,100 where I could no longer move. 458 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,970 The doctors, all men by the way, told me 459 00:26:13,970 --> 00:26:17,020 that I would never walk again, 460 00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:19,400 but they were wrong. (clanking) 461 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,050 You know what I learned that day, 462 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:29,050 that what doesn't kill us, makes us stronger. 463 00:26:29,350 --> 00:26:32,608 And I know that I am stronger than any man 464 00:26:32,608 --> 00:26:34,313 in the City of Angels. 465 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:39,930 They're gonna wake up with a different kind of a hangover. 466 00:26:39,930 --> 00:26:41,830 They're gonna start the first part of their day 467 00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:46,750 missing the most important part of their masculinity, 468 00:26:46,750 --> 00:26:48,129 their testosterone. 469 00:26:48,129 --> 00:26:49,497 (cheering) 470 00:26:49,497 --> 00:26:54,280 My dear sisters, the city is ours for the taking. 471 00:26:54,280 --> 00:26:58,003 And we will rule an iron fist, mine. 472 00:27:03,307 --> 00:27:04,400 Sorry to interrupt. 473 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:06,400 - No, no, not you again. 474 00:27:07,530 --> 00:27:11,010 - Hey, this is a men's club, you're not supposed to be here. 475 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:12,310 - Oh, and neither are you. 476 00:27:15,436 --> 00:27:18,200 - Hey, what are you doing, what are you-- 477 00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,461 - Get over here. 478 00:27:20,461 --> 00:27:22,461 Here, drink this. - What? 479 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,300 I think I'd prefer a cuddling. 480 00:27:26,300 --> 00:27:27,550 - Oh, you'll prefer this. 481 00:27:30,583 --> 00:27:33,303 There you go, down the hatch, good. 482 00:27:36,097 --> 00:27:38,530 (burps) 483 00:27:38,530 --> 00:27:39,980 How do you feel? 484 00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:44,794 - Well, I feel, I feel like crying. 485 00:27:44,794 --> 00:27:46,473 - Good, then it's working. 486 00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:50,260 - Your presence here is very distressing. 487 00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:55,260 - Aww, maybe you should make a distress call. 488 00:27:55,870 --> 00:27:58,537 - Yeah, I think I should. - Yeah. 489 00:27:59,650 --> 00:28:01,330 - [Police Radio] Attention all units, 490 00:28:01,330 --> 00:28:04,300 we've received a distress call from Mayor Worth 491 00:28:04,300 --> 00:28:06,650 at the Everly Heights Gentleman's Club. 492 00:28:14,028 --> 00:28:16,778 (dramatic music) 493 00:28:20,349 --> 00:28:21,620 (whimpering) 494 00:28:21,620 --> 00:28:24,080 - I got your distress call, what's wrong? 495 00:28:24,080 --> 00:28:26,670 - Look what you've done to my floor. 496 00:28:26,670 --> 00:28:27,880 - What? 497 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,103 - I just swept it. 498 00:28:30,621 --> 00:28:33,288 (serious music) 499 00:28:37,980 --> 00:28:39,670 - You can't beat me, Black Scorpion. 500 00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:42,350 So you know, why don't you just join me? 501 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:43,790 - I fight crime. 502 00:28:43,790 --> 00:28:46,100 - So do I, it's a crime that women have been 503 00:28:46,100 --> 00:28:48,560 left out of power for so long. 504 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,700 - You mean this is some kind of woman's movement? 505 00:28:50,700 --> 00:28:52,660 - Oh, the men are the ones who are moving, 506 00:28:52,660 --> 00:28:55,700 out of office into the kitchen where they belong. 507 00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:57,560 Clean up the ashes, Artie. 508 00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,863 - Work, work, work, that's all I ever do. 509 00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:04,580 - I suppose I've had my problems with men in power, 510 00:29:04,580 --> 00:29:05,483 the men in blue. 511 00:29:06,350 --> 00:29:09,573 - I could use a woman with your combat skills on my side. 512 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:12,973 - Alright, I'll join you. 513 00:29:13,840 --> 00:29:14,710 - It's just not that easy, 514 00:29:14,710 --> 00:29:17,170 see, first you gotta pass a little test. 515 00:29:17,170 --> 00:29:19,030 - What kind of test? 516 00:29:19,030 --> 00:29:21,323 - Bring me a male cop alive. 517 00:29:29,990 --> 00:29:32,290 - Drinking and driving is bad for your health. 518 00:29:40,499 --> 00:29:42,800 - So I guess a kick in the jaw is your idea 519 00:29:42,800 --> 00:29:44,143 of preventative medicine. 520 00:29:49,890 --> 00:29:51,840 - Looks like I'm the designated driver. 521 00:29:55,770 --> 00:29:58,300 - You've done well, Black Scorpion. 522 00:29:58,300 --> 00:30:01,330 Now, kill him. 523 00:30:01,330 --> 00:30:02,380 - Why? 524 00:30:02,380 --> 00:30:05,183 - To prove your undying loyalty to our cause. 525 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:15,800 - I didn't think you'd do it. 526 00:30:15,800 --> 00:30:18,060 - Now do you believe me? - Yes. 527 00:30:18,060 --> 00:30:19,810 And you will be rewarded. 528 00:30:19,810 --> 00:30:22,030 Bend, Stretch, clean that up. 529 00:30:22,030 --> 00:30:25,573 - Wait, I can clean up my own mess. 530 00:30:32,170 --> 00:30:33,483 Wake up, Prince Charming. 531 00:30:41,930 --> 00:30:45,440 - Just how are you going to take all the power from the men? 532 00:30:45,440 --> 00:30:48,300 - Yeah, they're not gonna step down without a fight. 533 00:30:48,300 --> 00:30:50,470 - Girls, girls, girls. 534 00:30:50,470 --> 00:30:52,000 - Yes? 535 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:54,373 Oh, talking to them. 536 00:30:55,260 --> 00:30:57,750 - Why do you think that we've taken all the time 537 00:30:57,750 --> 00:30:59,913 to accumulate this wealth? 538 00:31:01,048 --> 00:31:02,493 - Because we're greedy. 539 00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:08,273 - No, because commercial time is expensive. 540 00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:11,270 - What are we advertising? 541 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:12,766 - [Announcer] Extra Lite, a manly beer 542 00:31:12,766 --> 00:31:14,930 made exclusively for men. 543 00:31:14,930 --> 00:31:18,120 A full-bodied, no calorie beer, extra light. 544 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:20,533 Drink the liquor that gives me vigor. 545 00:31:21,430 --> 00:31:23,870 - Give me this. - Hey, hey, hey. 546 00:31:23,870 --> 00:31:26,970 - Drink a beer is not part of my exercise program. 547 00:31:26,970 --> 00:31:29,926 - It's okay, baby, Extra Lite is no cal. 548 00:31:29,926 --> 00:31:33,070 It actually helps you get into shape while you drink it. 549 00:31:33,070 --> 00:31:35,773 And, it's only $1.50 a six-pack. 550 00:31:37,644 --> 00:31:38,840 - Give me this. 551 00:31:42,430 --> 00:31:43,263 - Hey Rafferty. 552 00:31:43,263 --> 00:31:45,990 - Oh, look, please guys I'm not in the mood, okay? 553 00:31:45,990 --> 00:31:47,980 - We heard you got kidnapped by Black Scorpion. 554 00:31:47,980 --> 00:31:49,150 - Yeah, you okay? 555 00:31:49,150 --> 00:31:50,680 - You know, she could've killed me. 556 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,060 She could've killed me but she didn't, 557 00:31:52,060 --> 00:31:52,893 and I can't figure out why. 558 00:31:52,893 --> 00:31:55,080 - You know, as your partners, we should've been there 559 00:31:55,080 --> 00:31:56,280 to back you up. 560 00:31:56,280 --> 00:31:58,980 - From now on, wherever you go, we go. 561 00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:00,323 - Whatever you do, we do. 562 00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:04,930 - So, what are we gonna do? 563 00:32:04,930 --> 00:32:07,256 - Well, I was just gonna sit here, 564 00:32:07,256 --> 00:32:09,983 have a few drinks, contemplate. 565 00:32:12,210 --> 00:32:17,093 - Bartender, can we get three Extra Lites? 566 00:32:19,850 --> 00:32:21,100 - Cap, you okay? 567 00:32:21,100 --> 00:32:25,090 - Yeah, just my dogs are barking after that exercycle. 568 00:32:25,090 --> 00:32:25,923 - You want me to go out and get you 569 00:32:25,923 --> 00:32:27,660 some of them fluffly slippers? 570 00:32:27,660 --> 00:32:28,550 - Huh? 571 00:32:28,550 --> 00:32:30,000 - I could give you a foot massage. 572 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,980 - Get away from me. 573 00:32:31,980 --> 00:32:33,030 What's the matter with you two? 574 00:32:33,030 --> 00:32:35,450 - Nothing, we just care about you, Cap. 575 00:32:35,450 --> 00:32:36,920 - You've been more than a Captain to us, 576 00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,820 you've been like our father. 577 00:32:38,820 --> 00:32:40,990 - Will you two stop acting like morons. 578 00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:43,330 You've got 10 seconds to get back to work. 579 00:32:43,330 --> 00:32:46,010 One, two, three. 580 00:32:46,010 --> 00:32:48,138 - God, that man could be so cold. 581 00:32:48,138 --> 00:32:49,493 - Cap, it's for you. 582 00:32:53,762 --> 00:32:54,980 - What do you want? 583 00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:57,860 Oh, Mr. Mayor, it's you. 584 00:32:57,860 --> 00:32:59,453 Yes, sir, I'm listening. 585 00:33:00,370 --> 00:33:02,960 - Rafferty, late night last night? 586 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,900 - I went out drinking with Specs and Slugger. 587 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:08,510 - You mean you hang out with those guys on your own time? 588 00:33:08,510 --> 00:33:12,120 - You know, contrary to popular opinion, 589 00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:16,233 these are two very caring, sensitive gentlemen. 590 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,330 - That was the mayor on the phone. 591 00:33:21,330 --> 00:33:23,680 He just relieved me of my command. 592 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:24,870 - What? 593 00:33:24,870 --> 00:33:26,020 - That's awful. 594 00:33:26,020 --> 00:33:29,453 - How could he do that to you? (sobbing) 595 00:33:31,305 --> 00:33:34,080 - You think that's funny, huh guys? 596 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:35,700 Well, you won't be laughing when you hear 597 00:33:35,700 --> 00:33:37,080 who your new boss is. 598 00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,683 - Who? - Black Scorpion. 599 00:33:46,040 --> 00:33:48,403 - I am so proud of you, Arthur. 600 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:50,130 - Hey, you're not gonna hurt me, are you? 601 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,404 - Of course not. 602 00:33:51,404 --> 00:33:53,170 As long as you do as you're told, 603 00:33:53,170 --> 00:33:54,480 I won't harm a hair on your head. 604 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:55,360 - Oh good. 605 00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:56,490 - Have some more beer. 606 00:33:56,490 --> 00:33:58,380 - Anything you say, Aerobicide. 607 00:33:58,380 --> 00:34:00,393 Or, should I call you Madame Mayor. 608 00:34:04,010 --> 00:34:08,980 - Now, the only thing that stands in way 609 00:34:08,980 --> 00:34:13,980 are those non-beer drinking men in power, the old fogies. 610 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:16,980 - But if they don't drink the beer, 611 00:34:16,980 --> 00:34:18,760 how do we get rid of them? 612 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,454 - I guess we'll have to eliminate them 613 00:34:20,454 --> 00:34:24,233 the old-fashioned way, exercise. 614 00:34:25,102 --> 00:34:27,352 (laughing) 615 00:34:33,810 --> 00:34:35,740 - What has gotten into him? 616 00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:39,220 - I don't know, he's been an absolute peach today. 617 00:34:39,220 --> 00:34:42,100 He's been exercising, he cooked me breakfast 618 00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,720 and now this. 619 00:34:43,720 --> 00:34:45,050 - You know something, Steve's been acting 620 00:34:45,050 --> 00:34:46,563 pretty strange lately, too. 621 00:34:47,810 --> 00:34:50,620 - I'd offer you a beer, but Argyle drank them all. 622 00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:53,323 Maybe that's why he's being so sweet, he's drunk. 623 00:34:54,710 --> 00:34:57,206 - You know something, Veronica, I think you might be right. 624 00:34:57,206 --> 00:34:58,039 - About what? 625 00:34:58,039 --> 00:34:59,553 - I think Argyle is drunk. 626 00:35:01,150 --> 00:35:03,743 Can I borrow him for a little while? 627 00:35:03,743 --> 00:35:05,528 - Just let him finish sweeping. 628 00:35:05,528 --> 00:35:08,361 (clearing throat) 629 00:35:10,104 --> 00:35:11,330 - Feeling any better? 630 00:35:11,330 --> 00:35:12,943 - What I'm feeling is hungover. 631 00:35:14,470 --> 00:35:16,923 Maybe, I should have another beer. 632 00:35:18,370 --> 00:35:20,890 - No, not until you find out what's in it. 633 00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:22,840 - It's beer, true blue. 634 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:27,840 Yeast, alcohol, and whoa, what is this? 635 00:35:29,510 --> 00:35:33,793 Extra Lite contains a strange testosterone robbing agent. 636 00:35:34,863 --> 00:35:36,590 - Are you sure? 637 00:35:36,590 --> 00:35:40,270 - Believe me, it hits a man right where it counts. 638 00:35:40,270 --> 00:35:42,863 And what's worse, it's addictive. 639 00:35:43,950 --> 00:35:45,356 - Argyle. 640 00:35:45,356 --> 00:35:47,410 - What, it's research. 641 00:35:47,410 --> 00:35:49,660 - So, if men drink Extra Lite, then. 642 00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:51,203 - We become wimps. 643 00:35:52,070 --> 00:35:54,530 - That's it, that's how Aerobicide plans 644 00:35:54,530 --> 00:35:56,100 to take over the city. 645 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:58,470 There's got to be some way to stop that robot. 646 00:35:58,470 --> 00:35:59,560 - Robot? 647 00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,470 - She's not a robot exactly, but she does have 648 00:36:01,470 --> 00:36:03,390 a mechanical arm and a leg. 649 00:36:03,390 --> 00:36:07,000 - A cyborg, then why didn't you say so? 650 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:10,550 If she's part machine, she's also part computer 651 00:36:10,550 --> 00:36:13,880 which means somewhere underneath that hunk of junk 652 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:15,190 there's a control chip. 653 00:36:15,190 --> 00:36:17,910 - Right, and if I can get to the chip, 654 00:36:17,910 --> 00:36:19,543 - You can get to the chick. 655 00:36:21,097 --> 00:36:24,180 (smooth jazzy music) 656 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:28,460 - Thank you, Judge, for that generous contribution. 657 00:36:28,460 --> 00:36:31,110 - Excuse me, Mr. Mayor, sir. 658 00:36:31,110 --> 00:36:32,450 - What is it, Strickland? 659 00:36:32,450 --> 00:36:34,877 - Well, I don't mean to be rude, but, 660 00:36:34,877 --> 00:36:37,850 are you out of your damn mind replacing me 661 00:36:37,850 --> 00:36:39,308 with Black Scorpion? 662 00:36:39,308 --> 00:36:43,667 - There's no reason to take that tone of voice with me. 663 00:36:43,667 --> 00:36:45,870 - What's gotten into you? 664 00:36:45,870 --> 00:36:48,944 I mean, everybody's such a wussy tonight, why is that? 665 00:36:48,944 --> 00:36:51,430 - Well, I have no idea what you're talking about. 666 00:36:51,430 --> 00:36:54,933 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an announcement to make. 667 00:36:57,430 --> 00:36:58,633 Excuse me, gentlemen. 668 00:36:59,840 --> 00:37:03,230 In order for there to be a strong mayor, 669 00:37:03,230 --> 00:37:05,300 you have to have strong supporters. 670 00:37:05,300 --> 00:37:09,280 And that's what I have here tonight, strong supporters. 671 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,740 Now to celebrate that strength, why don't we 672 00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:15,263 cap off the evening with a round of exercise. 673 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:21,240 Now don't be afraid of Aerobicide here, 674 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:23,100 she's on my campaign. 675 00:37:23,100 --> 00:37:25,763 - Alright, old men, now get ready to sweat. 676 00:37:27,470 --> 00:37:30,110 - This specially-modified remote control 677 00:37:30,110 --> 00:37:31,820 should do the trick. 678 00:37:31,820 --> 00:37:35,390 - Oh no, now he's turned you into a couch potato too. 679 00:37:35,390 --> 00:37:36,940 - No, baby, I'm just showing her how 680 00:37:36,940 --> 00:37:38,530 to use the remote control. 681 00:37:38,530 --> 00:37:40,093 - Well, you are the expert. 682 00:37:44,610 --> 00:37:46,590 - I'm Patricia Carlyle reporting live 683 00:37:46,590 --> 00:37:48,870 from the Everly Heights Gentlemen's Club 684 00:37:48,870 --> 00:37:52,033 where Aerobicide is attempting some kind of workout. 685 00:37:53,638 --> 00:37:56,388 (exciting music) 686 00:38:03,551 --> 00:38:05,709 (dark music) (panting) 687 00:38:05,709 --> 00:38:08,920 - Okay, guys, follow my lead. 688 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,720 - Why don't you follow mine instead? 689 00:38:12,980 --> 00:38:15,870 - Black Scorpion, I thought that you supported our cause. 690 00:38:15,870 --> 00:38:17,370 - I don't support murder. 691 00:38:17,370 --> 00:38:19,980 - Bend, Stretch, show Black Scorpion 692 00:38:19,980 --> 00:38:22,158 how we deal with traitors. 693 00:38:22,158 --> 00:38:27,158 (gunfire) (action-packed music) 694 00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:42,180 - Let's see how you do without your towel girls. 695 00:38:44,131 --> 00:38:47,798 (dramatic electronic music) 696 00:39:09,150 --> 00:39:11,943 Drop and give me 50. (beeping) 697 00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:16,030 - What are you doing to me? 698 00:39:16,030 --> 00:39:18,173 - Giving you a dose of your own exercise. 699 00:39:22,004 --> 00:39:24,286 Remember, what good's your wealth 700 00:39:24,286 --> 00:39:26,786 if you don't have your health. 701 00:39:31,591 --> 00:39:33,758 (zapping) 702 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:46,753 Suzy. 703 00:39:49,750 --> 00:39:52,530 - You see, Black Scorpion, you and I are just alike. 704 00:39:52,530 --> 00:39:54,080 - How do you figure that? 705 00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:55,850 - My mask gave me the courage to fight 706 00:39:55,850 --> 00:39:58,270 for what I believe in, just like you. 707 00:39:58,270 --> 00:40:00,340 - Hiding behind a mask doesn't give you courage, 708 00:40:00,340 --> 00:40:01,730 it just gives you pain. 709 00:40:01,730 --> 00:40:03,613 - No pain, no gain. 710 00:40:08,825 --> 00:40:12,158 (police sirens wailing) 711 00:40:16,349 --> 00:40:20,099 - Black Scorpion, this is your final warning. 712 00:40:23,397 --> 00:40:25,564 (gunfire) 713 00:40:42,614 --> 00:40:44,947 (screaming) 714 00:41:11,128 --> 00:41:12,920 - [Captain] Slugger, why don't you run out 715 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:13,960 and get me those slippers? 716 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,280 - Yeah, that's gonna happen. 717 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:17,345 Get out of the way, we're trying to play ball. 718 00:41:17,345 --> 00:41:20,878 - Specs, what about that foot massage you offered. 719 00:41:20,878 --> 00:41:22,497 - [Specs] (scoffs) Anyway. 720 00:41:22,497 --> 00:41:25,210 - Here we go, here we go, here we go. 721 00:41:25,210 --> 00:41:27,677 Hey, that's a run. - I'm better than you. 722 00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:31,800 - Things are definitely back to normal. 723 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:35,060 - Or at least it will be when you and I are partners again. 724 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,260 - What, is that an apology that I hear? 725 00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:40,490 - No, no, but this is. 726 00:41:40,490 --> 00:41:44,010 I think I've been taking you for granted lately, 727 00:41:44,010 --> 00:41:46,910 and I wanted to let you know that I value our partnership. 728 00:41:48,510 --> 00:41:51,290 You're the best partner a guy could have. 729 00:41:51,290 --> 00:41:52,123 - Thank you. 730 00:41:53,330 --> 00:41:55,390 - The city's gyms are safe once again 731 00:41:55,390 --> 00:41:57,900 now that Aerobicide was exercised to death 732 00:41:57,900 --> 00:41:59,200 by Black Scorpion. 733 00:41:59,200 --> 00:42:00,790 - See, baby, what did I tell you? 734 00:42:00,790 --> 00:42:02,527 Too much exercise could kill you. 735 00:42:10,317 --> 00:42:13,817 (speedy electronic music)